Miley Cyrus may be some inbred trash with some trashy groupie mom and one hit wonder country star dad, who at his prime was more of a novelty act, because even when you’re talented, you gotta find that hook that resonates with the people even if it is humiliating…the whole cashing the fuck in so you can buy those ranches back home and raise entitled brats of your own to carry your torch into Disney and beyond…
But I am a Miley Fan, so long as I am not listening to her talk, because that raspy ass voice disturbs me….
The coolest thing about Miley is that Dolly Parton is her God Mother, something she likes to remind the people of, because as you know Dolly is a fucking legend, I’d move into Dollywood amongst the fat Tennessee trash if I could, post up on her Steam engine if I could….but I also like that she’s got a tight body that she decided to show the world in various states of naked and fake edgy, all part of her marketing and attempt to be relatable to her fans that grew up with her, but decided she was lame, because she was Disney and they were embarrassed they watched that Hannah Montana shit now that they are hip, so if girl in the show ends up being naked, on drugs, partying, and basically a tumblr girl…they’ll listen, be inspired and follow her lead…so Mily and her tight body inspired a generation of her Hannah Montana fans who grew out of Hannah Montana to get naked on the internet too…and that’s a wonderful legacy….
So yeah, I like Miley Cyrus and all her brain washing, manipulating, Disney trained tactics she uses. They are good.
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