Charlotte Lawrence Interpretive Dance of the Day

What in the art fag, theatre kid, lame ass weirdness sis this bullshit?

Well, to answer your question, it’s Charlotte Lawrence, who has emailed this site asking me to remove images of her being a slut for attention, because she doesn’t really understand how the internet works, and that when she puts content out there, weirdo sites like this come across it and run commentary on it. She’s of a different generation where the self promotion usually ends on their social media and their involvement with other sites is doing interviews. Either way, she’s not a fan of this dated Blog shit and either am I….we have so much in common Charlotte Lawrence…

Interpretive dance is not one of those things, I mean yes, when i was drunk I used to bust out a dumb interpretive dance, where I would pretend to catch a ball that had fallen from the sky, only to hug it, even kiss it, before re-releasing it to the sky, it’s a great interpretive dance, at least as far as interpretive dances go…I mean how great can such a lame activity really be…if anything, it was a nice reminder of how easy it is to do bullshit interpretive dance…fat drunk guys in jeans two sizes too tight could do them beer in hand to impress the ladies…you know class clown the shit….only to not get laid by the shit because girls find interpretive dance lame as shit too…especially when the drunk guy doing it is covered in mustard.

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is of another lame generation that has created a multi billion dollar social network based on lip synching and dumb dances, so she probably thinks this is art, or artistry…when you grow up in a bubble, in dance classes, it’s hard to even know what is lame when you’re dick is up your own ass, cuz you are so hyped on yourself…

But for the record, this is fucking terrible….her body’s good though, skinny….the way Drew Carey, her biological dad must be proud of….you know because he struggled with his weight back when he was deep dicking her mom before his ex fiancees were getting murdered and he lost all that weight on the KETO diet for the Price is Right….

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Charlotte Lawrence Interpretive Dance of the Day October 19th, 2020