Courtney Stodden may not be a magical angel sent from heaven, but she is pretty good and was entertaining enough for the tabloids for a decent amount of time before they spat her out and forgot she existed….the child bride to some obscure actor on Lost, who ended up doing low level sex tapes with VIVID back when VIVID existed and made low level celebrity sex tapes, like the Kim K sex tape….memories of getting a commission off each sex tape sold…the glory hole days of the internet as a not quite a pornographer, but definitely not mainstream!
Today, she brought her clown tits out in a bikini to show you all what Brian Austin Green potentially stuck his dick into as a rebound from Megan Fox, so Stodden’s not THAT low end, just pretty low end.
I still think my biggest regret was not going to her Halloween party I got invited to maybe 10 years ago because I don’t live in America and it was too complicated, but would have totally been worth taking out a loan to get into her house to sniff her panties in her panty drawer….but yeah…it was also the only celebrity event I’ve ever been invited to so maybe that’s why I felt it was a pivotal moment in my career as an internet pervert….
I don’t know what this Trump Mask shit is about, but it is definitely the best content going around on social media today….because even in an era of everyone being a clickbait for attention…the low levels who only exist for being clickbaits for attention can deliver…even if no one ends up seeing it because their fans aren’t that engaged in what they do…because they don’t have fans…but should since they were clickbaiters before instagram even existed…imagine that.
Whether this is TRUMP support or TRUMP mocking or not, it’s weirdly hot….
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