Lily Rose Depp is out here doing some TOWEL DROP FETISH content, which is only funny because her dad is Johnny Depp and you’d think that even with his terrible marriage to that devil woman who spent all his money, she’s still not one who needs to dabble in internet porn, you know like all the other girls from aspiring influencers, which is the lamest of things to aspire to be, to existing influencers who are keen on getting more money than they’ve already got with their scam by selling nudes….
I’d like to think a celebrity kid would be higher brow, maybe less obvious or desperate in her approach to content, but all these people are drones, built the same, into the same nonsense but luckily their nonsense is horny content for a horny generation raised on porn…I mean as much as I like the high brow approach to being a rich hot chick who is unaccessible, the becoming a gutter girl who channels the content sugar babies who get shit on by rich guys, is pretty hilarious…because I am sure they have the resources to be better than an average 18 year old girl on reddit looking for only fans subscribers, but apparently not.
I do think Lily Rose Depp in all her celebrity brat glory is pretty hot, despite the cankles, so this towel drop fetish content works for me, but unfortunately Lily Rose Depp doesn’t, because if she did, I’d have her doing the stepLINKS right now. I hate doing the stepLINKS.
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