I didn’t die on Halloween…I did think I was going to die from Daylight Savings, I thought it was 9 pm when it was 3 pm and that was basically my weekend..
Long gone are the days of overly excited that I’d have an hour extra at the bar, especially on Halloween…swimming in slutty costumes of girls I just creep out rather than engage with…you know life as the pervert old guy at the bar and all…
But instead, I didn’t even leave the house on Halloween…
I didn’t even look at slutty costumes on Halloween becasue I am all slutted out…I mean girls are NAKED now more than ever who fucking needs Halloween.
I am however already in the CHIRSTMAS Spirit..because Christmas, unlike Halloween is on a spiritual level that massages my fucking soul with tidings of goodwill towards men and other bullshit like Santa Claus….
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Larsa Pippen Doing a Little Resting and Relaxing in a Thong at the Beach
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Bella Hadid on Halloween Becomes POP ART
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KlienVision, The Supercar That Becomes A Plane In Minutes Takes Its First Flight!
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Sean Connery Gets Honored By Mike Myers At The AFI Life Achievement Award! – RIP MOTHERFUCKER
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Dog’s Reaction To Owner Coughing Is Perfectly In Line With The Current Coronavirus Situation!
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All Halloween Candies Get Stolen By A Family!
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Some Of The Best Halloween News Bloopers!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Dressed Up as His Sexy Nurse for Halloween
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Backflips
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How Skinny Girls Eat on Hallloween
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Asian Naked Dude Lights Candle in Worst Way
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NSFW – GIRL GETS BONED
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NSFW – GIRL FUCKS A MAGLIGHT
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NSFW- GRANNY IN HER MASQUERADE MASK
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NSFW- COSTUME COSPLAY PUSSY PLAY
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NSFW- HOOTERS GIRL GETS DOWN
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NSFW – SPOOKY BLOWJOB
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NSFW- PUMPKIN HEAD IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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