Haley Kalil is some WAG who is married to some NFL player named Matt Kalil. They got married in 2015 but renewed their vows in 2016 because he obviously fucked a bunch of sluts being an NFL player, it comes with the territory….when you’re paid stupid money even at the low level to play a kids game is hilarious, plus to get to even the low level of pro sports you are coddled, spoiled, told how great you are your entire life and then get rewarded for such a dumb thing with stupid money….you have no choice but to fuck every groupie, bartender and slut drining off your bottle at the club with your team…it’s team building, even if you have some model slut wife sitting at home waiting for you…
Anyway, in 2017 she became a Sports Illiustrated model, or “rookie” from their model search that is just a strategic marketing tactic that uses girls who want that stamp of Sports Illustrated approval so that she seems higher profile to her husband in a “Fuck me I’m an SI model, don’t fuck all those other IG girls, but if you do, I won’t leave you because I need NEED need this lifestyle”…and I guess using her Bachelor of Science in Medical Biology would require too much effort to turn into an MD when she’s got all she could ever want.
She’s also a Miss USA top 20 finalist back in 2014 on some Olivia Culpo shit, I guess pageant girls like NFL cock….
I don’t know why her nips outside Chateau Marmont are as hard as they are, they seem a like prosthetics, but assume it’s a tribute to Belushi who died there, Lohan who owned them 100s of thousands whens she lived there, and all the other fancy cocaine that’s been snorted there amongst the stars….
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