Today is coincidentally Zoey Deutch’s 25th birthday….coincidentally because I was dong this post on her before seeing it was her birthday while looking for more self produced smut…
At 25, she’s still young enough to stare at while she sexualizes herself, but then again, I’ll stare at anyone, even the old bitches sexualizing themselves too, you know because I am a pervert, that shit speaks to my soul, and it is entertaining…
I realize that this Zoey Deutch sexualizing is pretty lame, we prefer more graphic, spread asshole type of content all the non celebs are doing…and I guess that some celebs are doing but it’s mainly for NURSES trying to moonlight with an ONLYFANS…always aiming to please and care for us.
So I will take her low level sexualizing of herself and apprecaite it for not being a spread asshole, because the spread asshole would be too easy a tactic to get likes and follows like some empty rich kid raised by industry people….
Plus, it could reduce her chances of a respectable acting career, that despite it being handed to her because of her parents, she’s still able to carry.
I’ve seen her in Zombie Land, the Netflix show The Politician, the other movie called Buffaloed…yes…like the rest of the world all I do is stream garbage content all day….but in streaming garbage content I can say she didn’t annoy me…and most actors annoy me….so let’s take this as a weak pic to jerk off to, an ok pic to say she’s worth jerking off to if she was able to step up her game, and all this on her birthday….a day where we celebrate Lea Thompson (the mom from Back to the Future) not having an abortion when she clearly could have and probably had numerous times before this pregnancy 25 years ago…
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