Miley Cyrus is making her comeback, which we can assume is going to involve her shameless nudity that inspired a generation of people to get naked on the internet for feminism, attention, album sales, I don’t fucking care…just get naked…
She was a Disney Star and she had to break free from that identity to matter, otherwise the fans would have abandoned her cheesy Disney ass like she was Ashley Tisdale, because at a certain point it becomes embareassing to be a Hannah Montana Fan, I mean for you that happened when Hannah Montana started and you’d masturbate to it, can’t tell anyone that…but for girls who grew up on her, she had to do Disney brain washing technics to keep people on board and buying. There is a science to this shit and I love that people actually think Miley’s the creator of her empire, there is too much money involved and moving parts invloved for it to not be her signing onto it, rather than conceptualizing it, but for the sake of who gives the fuck, we can pretend Miley is some genius who can move mountains and make millions…rather than some Disney Created fodder who makes millions…
That’s not the point, the point is she’s gone the gore route for the gore fetishists, which I am not….I like horror movies as much as the average person…but I don’t want blood in anything I am watching for sexual purposes…
I think this is some Collab with DUA LIPA, because collaborating is another tactic people use for relevance….SHARE FOR SHARE…shit….and I guess it’s featuring her tongue, bra and who fucking knows what else…the video drops today, which doesn’t mean I am posting it, but I’ll post this preview hype that’s more gross than anything.
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