Dua Lipa’s got a hard nipple in a t-shirt for all you losers who haven’t grown out of high school, where a hard nipple was enough to make you premature ejaculate in your coed gym glass….
Dua Lipa’s a youtuber who matters thanks to cover songs on Youtube, it’s the place where record labels source talent to invest in, because they don’t need to do the hard work of building the audience, like placing them on American Idol or other talent shows for that viral clip, this bitch got viral on her own…and shit probably makes her serious fucking money before the legit label moved in and wanted of piece of the action….
It’s like when you take a cam girl out of the midwest basement studio she set up for herself, and put her in porn…but the mainstream version….you know evil mooch corporations trying to rape the willing…
She probably doesn’t need them to survive, that youtube money and influencer campaigns pay wel and she’s doing it her fucking self….or at least we think she was before getting signed but since everyone’s got a price and if you can make more of that easy money with mainstream entertainment people on board fucking do it…because it legitimized her as an “artist” something these youtubers need to feel worthy and because you can never have enough money to live that American dream.
I think she’s had a few chart topping songs, you know legit record labels allow that to happen, thanks to their network of radio contacts they pay out to play the songs so they hit the Billboard top 40…..
Her most recent work is a collab with MIley, that’s really just a cash grab from both of them, to mooch off each other’s clout, to elevate each other to greater heights…and it’s all not very exciting, but either is her hard nip in a t-shirt…
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