I remember being 16 or 17 and forced to work with some fat white bigot asshole back in the 80s…the kind of All American who hated anything imported…especially cars…that due would go mental anytime we drove past a Volkswagen…like he would lose his shit and scream all the german obscenities he could…like they had raped and killed his family with the Volkswagen…and he wasn’t even Jewish, if anything he was so white and racist that the Jewish people were probably his enemy, I just don’t remember him ever saying anything anti-Jewish, it was just anti German cars more than anything…
Anyway, I would always be tired, hungover, lazy for our early morning warehouse work and I told him that I’d never work a job that starts before noon ever again…and he’d laugh at me, call me a pussy, ask me how my plan to not work before noon was treating me…mocking me about it…not realizing that if you have no expectations for life, no dreams, no purchases needed, waking up at noon can suit your lifestyle just fine…
So with that backstory, my protest of getting up before noon, here are some morning LINKS at 1:30 in the afternoon…the lazy man’s morning…and you know what, it’s better than getting up early to work and be productive, fuck that…sitting is more rewarding.
Caroline Wozniacki Enjoyed Some Pool Time in the Bahamas
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J.Lo at the AMAs
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Destene Kinser War Paint…
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The Second Camera Girl On “Inglorious Basterds” Is Absolutely Hilarious!
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Sara Devignon Nude Splash!
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Stepbrother Prank from Porn with a Twist
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Two Rugby Players Collide Head On, One Ends Up Dazed On Confused!
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Album John Lennon signed for his killer comes to auction
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Chandler Parsons Popped the Question to this Bikini Babe…
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Laura Devushcat’s in Playboy..
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Man Escapes Just In Time To Avoid Getting Crushed By A Concrete Slab
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Can This Burger Actually Help With Inducing Labour?
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Girl in Tight Pants takes a Pool Shot
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Wood Chopping Fail
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FIND THE PERFECT CAM GIRL FOR ALL YOUR CAM GIRL NEEDS IF YOU
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