Rita Ora may be old, it’s actually her birthday today. I don’t do the whole celebrity birthday thing, not because they are ageless, but because I don’t think they are humans, who deserve the same human rights the rest of us have, even though they are actually treated better than us in their life of luxury, but I guess I haven’t figured my anti-celebrity campaign out just yet, it’s only been 16 years of hitting walls…
But yeah, fuck celebrities and their birthdays, the only reason I know it’s her birthday is because I checked her profile out and saw that she claims to be 30….despite looking 42….in what I think was because the refugee records were fudged when she came over to the UK from her hometown in Albania during whatever Bosnian war she was born into…
Not to mention, Rita Ora is hardly a celebrity, sure there’s a following, there’s a record deal, she gets brand deals, and all that….but that doesn’t mean she’s famous as far as I’m concerned…it may however mean her tits are famous…even if they are looking their age (42) more than rest of her (face injections).
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