Big Titty Sydney Sweeney, the most important thing to come out of Hollywood in the last few years, has gone viral and is seeing all the success I knew she was destined to when I first saw her tits…
I watch far too much streaming and I did notice her in a few of the things she did as a hot newcomer to the industry, but once the tits were exposed in Euphoria, her breakout role, I knew she’d get more and more famous….because that’s how tits work…
So as she becomes that celebrity she is destined to, she occasionally reminds us why she’s there, why she’s making all that money and she does it by pulling out her tits….in what is actually not even slutty or shameless ways….she’s mastered the modesty in flashing the tits….while still showing tit….rather than being like an instagram model who tries to show as much of her tit as she can to get followers…this one’s more like “hey I’m in a bikini cuz I am filming in hawaii and thus FUCKING awesome because my tits are huge”….but it’s just bikini time…
What I am saying, since I don’t speak or write English is that girl could have been shameless with tits like this, but built up to her breakout where she finally showed those tits…and now it’s just maintenance….you know give a bit of tit to keep momentum going….without needing to because she’s made it.
Now I know that women are more than just tits, but are they though?
I mean, I know women are more than just tits, because they have assholes and vaginas too, but big tits on a fit body is enough…
looks like Molly Shannon was there too..
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