Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In this era of everyone being a pornstar because they were raised on porn, you have to wonder what kind of sex fails come up as they try to reenact their favorite throatfucking scene, or raw anal scene….

I mean in my era of no one being a pornstar except pornstars you had to delicately enter the world of depravity, it was a moving scale, a progressive jackpot, you didn’t just dive in and spit in each other’s mouths, you built up to that, or paid a bitch for that….

But now….now the first date that isn’t a date is likely set up like what they see in the movies and I know when I reenact anything from the movies, like the Dirty Dancing Dance scene every time I am drunk in a bar and trying to impress the overweight woman who is also drunk at the bar…saying “run into my arms, this will end brilliantly”….I end up on my fucking ass….we laugh and we laugh….in pain…

Does the same happen in an amateur approach to professional sex….or does it take off like it did when people tried to become models on their social media, like real models and the world responded by throwing money at them….or like when people on social media decided to be the next Oprah with their own Podcast talk show only to secure a TV deal a few years later…maybe professional sex and amateur sex isn’t all that different…maybe we are all pornstars, we just don’t know it because our dicks barely work…

Wanting to be a pornstar having pornsex seems pretty awful, you know since people who did porn then typically didn’t want to do porn, they wanted mainstream success….and porn sex in and of itself is pretty trash but I guess we’re all fucking trash….live your dream…..because if you’re immersed in porn, and everyone is, and watch it like everyone does, because they think it’s awesome cuz they cum to it….live that porn sex life…

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Two Naked Models in the Desert

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A Fan Took a Swing at Mike Tyson After His Fight With Roy Jones Jr.

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Streamers Boyfriend Gets Mad he’s Called Shy

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What the hell is a Shabooya Roll Call….

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Bill Burr Ended Up Questioning A Blind Man’s Blindness!

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Rowan Blanchard’s Hot Slutty Hipster Shoot

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Bill Burr Questions a Man’s Blindness

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 1st, 2020