Rihanna the lingerie entrepreneur who I guess no longer bothers with that annoying song and dance bullshit that’s made her 100s of millions of dollars, I guess the lip synching strains her voice, and the dancing is too much effort now that she’s fat and lazy on her pile of money….and who fucking cares, she’s Rihanna, a legend forever..one who has a really suspicious origin story that I think involves human trafficking…but like Britney Spears before her…no one cares about the underbelly of her existence…I just know umbrella ella ella eh eh ehe heh
Jesus…anyways, her lingerie is killing it, she sells out ever panty drop, unfortunately not the panty drops we like, but a panty drop on her website for all to line up and buy until crashing the shopify servers…and not a pantry drop which her thicker than it used to be but she’s old and skinny by barbados standards makes me think she does nightly…and along with turning JOJO into a lingerie model, Sidney Sweeney into a lingerie model, she’s turned herself into a lingerie model and I like it.
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