Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Wet Spot Wednesday, the worst fucking day of the week.
This is my protest to those who say “HAPPY HUMP DAY” on wednesdays, I fucking hate you cunts…you’re trash…
In that Wednesday like other days don’t need to be given cute middle of the week names….and they don’t need to be prefaced with “HAPPY”….it’s a fucking day in the week, go fuck yourself…
Wet Spot Wednesday is also my protest to all the multi million dollar sites with their daily #hashtag content that sucks…because I am making fun of those by producing those..they call it satire or parody…I don’t fucking know.
I just know Wet Spots out of context look like something you’d find on the floor of a gynecological clinic and not in a “let me taste what this bitch left behind” kind of way…but in a put a fucking SOLO cup over that globular substance and evacuate the building kind of way…..you know the BAT SOUP in the WET MARKET where COVID was invented, but the vagina version…
So here’s some WET SPOTS….TOO MANY WET SPOTS.