Someone recently told me that “they” are cleaning up the internet so I better watch out…now I’m not sure what they’ve meant about cleaning up the internet considering every 18 year old on their 18th birthday is posting their first anal scene on reddit for fun, or to build that audience for their OnlyFans….because being a porno chick is cool for whatever reason and these normals who would have been normals in my era…meaning not doing porn, probably not even watching porn, probably not even doing anal except once a year when drunk or feeling wild after a dinner party….but now normal is to sell anal videos instead of working some shitty retail job which I get…
But if normal is to out-weird each other, where does that leave the actual weird people, because there was a time when weird people, even skateboarders, were seen as some fringe menace to society….where the normals would beat them up, give them dirty looks, all that nonsense….forcing them to move to Brooklyn to be amongst the other “cool” kids that understood them or that weird is ok…
Only now…it’s normal to be edgy, weird, obscure, say insane things, do insane things, so all these normals who would have been starting their diet to get cut for Spring Break…are genderless and making art with their periods and feces…and it’s seen as normal…
So what does that mean for the actual weirdos who don’t want to be part of the normals now that the normals are weirdos…are they forced to go back to the 90s and live out that mainstream life….it must be so confusing when you try so hard to fit in…
Which is the nice thing about having never cared, who cares, I am just glad I haven’t folded or conformed for monetary gain, so as they clean up the internet I can still post asshole pics and say I think COVID is a scam until they take me out…in some FBI raid while I am sleeping for having an opinion that goes against theirs…not that anyone reads the site…but the truth is, I should have gone mainstream normal back when mainstream and normal made money, because I’d like a private jet…and feel like I sacrificed that for this..but then again, if I did go internet famous back when blogs got paid, making that set for life money, my fat wife who I actually had a sexual dream about last night, which is terrifying and made me think for a second I like fucking her fatness, which I don’t….but it’s like when you have a gay sex dream about your best friend and you spend a week questioning your sexuality….only about a fat woman and not some gay shit…and yes you are gay…but yeah…it’s a good thing I never made it, where I failed consistently downward, because my wife doesn’t deserve nice things…
Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning For Christmas Eve Christmas…
Bella Hadid in her Calvins
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Nude Budy Model Named Raluca
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Wanda Icardi in the Shower
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Michael Davis is Ahead of his time
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Guy Brushes Teeth with Fireworks
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When Referees Lost Their cool…
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Celesn on John Mulaney in Rehab
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Iron Crotch Kung Fu Practice
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Some Cave Exploration
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Sex and the City Reboot is Happening
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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