While all you are trimming your tree, jerking off to christmas themed porn in your mom’s basement as you are quarantining or pretending to because people actually believe this virus is real….
I’m here wondering how many kids are getting face injections for Christmas….because it’s mainstream and that shit costs money…you know gotta keep up with the other ugly girls trying to be hot with non invasive surgeries that they pretend isn’t getting plastic surgery, despite it altering their look into some kind of muppet….so they can say they are all natural because BOTOX is found in nature or something…
I guess other kids are asking for only fans subscriptions….or maybe butt plugs and lingerie for their only fans content…you know to get a head start on their entrepreneurial sex pervert dreams…
Here are some stepLINKS on Christmas EVE…in the Morning…at 2:15 because fuck waking up for this bullshit it’s Christmas motherfuckers.
UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira is Feeling Christmas Vibes
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Rainey Qualley Gets Cheeky
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Zoe Lister Jones in a Fetishy Shoot
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Depressing Santa Story
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Model Alex Lolly on a Disco Ball
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Siri has a Stroke
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Fixing a Car Dent with Boiling Water
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Dog Loves Being Covered in Mud
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Will You Be Able to Survive the Home Alone Traps.
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Happy Holidays From Trainer Kenzie Mariano in her Lingerie…
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Shark, Robert Herjavec list stunning Hills home
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Rex Ryan Trashes Carson Wentz, Calls Him “Yesterday’s News”
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls
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