Jessica Simpson’s still in her “skinny” phase of being a 40 year old mom, which is a better version of the billionaire popstar…because fat is disgusting and all it took this one was a million or multi-million dollar weight watchers deal to get her to put in the work…not that she needed the money..
She made it with her first career as a popstar, but then made it with a shitty clothing brand sold at K-Mart or some other middle of the road dog shit store for fat and lazy American trash women trying to look their best on a budget…
This was before idiots of the instagram were launching billion dollar brands…so despite being off the radar for years as a popstar, she’s still an influencer and earner…..which is amazing because I remember how dumb she was on her reality show, but then again she could play it up, these people have “TEAMS” that do all the work for them…even Youtubers have “TEAMS” as they pretend to be authentic celebs because google pays them shit tons of money…
All this to say, fat or not, dumb or not, Jessica Simpson, the Hailey Bieber of her generation, because she was the third tier on the popstar ladder, behind Britney and Christina, which is like how Hailey Beiber is to Jenners and Hadids….still seems to have tits…..Holiday Themed tits…with her pants around her knees they way you’d want them to be, only with less holiday themed pyjamas to ruin our dreams of seeing how her mom pussy hangs….which is probably her doing us all a favor…..but I like to see how long mom pussies hang….so not a favor to me…
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