May there be Champagne Enemas for all this Glorious New Year’s Eve….I’m already drunk.
I love everyone writing about how challenging 2020 was, with all the pandemics and bullshit, but the reality is, people fucking loved it…they loved the laziness, the dramatics, the excitement, the uncertainty, the staying the fuck home and not seeing people, realizing streaming, takeout, and jerking off all day is better than real life…something I figured out 16 years ago when I last had a job…
So stop the bullshit..
Then there’s the people expecting worse in 2021, or hopeful of 2021, or whatever….so many memes, so many annoying recaps and bullshit statuses because thanks to 2020, everyone’s a fucking internet contributor no one asked for….something I figured out 16 years ago when I said “you know what, I’ll start a website about tits, maybe girls will send nudes, it will legitimize my friendster profile I was using at the time to get those nudes”….which is basically the true story…
So Happy fucking New Year…
I am excited for the 2021, as excited as I was for 2020, and every year before it, because every year is equally disappointing, every end of year is equally a time to say I’ll do better next year, which is fun, even though we all know we won’t….as we get older and older, closer to death, a reminder that time is finite, has always been a positive thing….even if our lives our meaningless…they are still funny to watch play out…
I am excited to see the COVID vaccine at least to see all the mutated Chinese babies everyone has after getting knocked up after taking it. Bitcoin Billionaires be made, even if I won’t be one of them. Machines replace the workforce. FEMA camps, the fall of society, who fucking knows…is life even real to begin with? How do we know we aren’t just characters in a game that don’t know better….just piles of mush with this avatar shit playing out that we aren’t even aware of…
What I am saying is the future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed because sluts are getting sluttier…..and that keeps us busy…
I think 2021 will be the year of DrunkenStepfather, until I realize midway through next week that we’re on a sinking ship no one cares about…..which may be what makes it the year of Drunkenstepfather…shutting down shop and retiring in a pile of filth….to write my memoirs no one will read…..officially ending the site and no longer existing will give me time to do anything….
Point being….BUT THE SLUTS KEEP GETTING SLUTTIER…
Happy New Year you ungrateful, miserable asshole fucks of the internet who should pay me monthly for my wisdom/ Russian Spam Bots that come back day after day to look like legitmate traffic!
Never forget that in 2020, COVID cured the FLU….and made a lot of rich people even richer, which is what I like to reflect on the end of year, all the other people who won, to know just how hard I lost. It’s therapeutic!
Titty Drop because New Year’s Eve is About Drops and I didn’t do my Titty Drop Thursday Post because it is the Holidays!
See you NEXT Year, it will be exciting!
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