Jena Dewan is pretty low on the Totem pole of celebrity, more someone who climbed the Totem Pole of celebrity and let it cum inside her, but I am not too sure if Channging Tatum is Native, so maybe he can’t appropriate the Totem Pole as a metaphor for his dick….but it does remind me of a High School Book Report I did many many years ago that almost got me suspended but that I was able to make a case for myself in that romance novels are literature and “Call Me Brick” – the story of a young girl fucking her dad’s native friend’s totem pole was ART not SMUT….I mean it was published….but that story has nothing to do with Jenna Dewan, but my English teacher may have jacked off to it….I’ve always had a way with delivering men things to jerk off to….and not in a gay way…..
Anyway, Channing Tatum knocked up this dancer because he was a dancer, and dancers relate to each other on a higher level set to the beat of their drumming passion and fitness and conection with their body that makes them good fucks…
I met a dude who was their manager many years ago, or maybe their agent, I don’t know, but he told me anytime he’d go to their house to drop off a script, they’d be totally naked and trying to rook him into their naked party….which I guess just makes this content insulting…
If back-up dancer bitch who barely acts but who has a couple of solid revenue streams in having been married to a huge star like Channing Tatum who I am sure makde 100s of millions off his Magic Mike shit, along with all the other jobs he’s had….is a nudist who tries to get AGENTS into her naked parties….she sure as fuck should be naked on instagram….which she’s not…and that is INSULTING….
You want us to stare, you’re willing to get naked in your normal life, but on the internet you produce tits out walking down the stairs in heel porn…get the fuck out of her and show us that magic mike battered mom pussy….instead of just hinting towards it. Jerk…
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