What pisses me off today? That’s how I like to start the day with the site, bitch about things that piss me off, unfortunately, I don’t actually care enough to be pissed off…so instead I am forced to think of other ways to entertain myself like starring at all the tits on the internet…messes pile up, opportunities missed, because I am just sorting through tits…I could have been a bitcoin billionaire, maybe even rich off investing in some obvious stocks, I could have even launched my own platform for some non-perverted niche, like Knitting…you know make the best damn knitting platforms for lesbians and seniors to knit together…only to see to the number 1 yarn producer for billions…but instead…I chose tits…not even playing with or sucking on the tits…just looking at the tits….in pics…on the internet….pretty comedic if you ask me, probably my best joke yet…
That said, new year, new me, and I woke up at noon…after drinking all night watching Yellowstone, which is the best show I think I’ve ever seen on tv, but then again, I identify as a cowboy, even though I’ve never ridden a horse, except that one time at an all inclusive in the 90s when I had a normal life…I was too fat for the horse and it was humiliating…but thanks to being an all inclusive…I could drink my feelings and pave the way for the hero I’ve become…..through perversion and alcoholism and disappointments in my self…
BUT ENOUGH about me, here are some stepLINKS…they are always a good time…to the 3 people who click em….
Dustin Johnson’s Sister-in-Law Has a Good Looking Golf Swing – in her Bikini with her Big Tits…
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Vanessa Hudgens Learns a New Trick for the New year
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Hot Model Victoria Germyn Takes the Hot Pepsi Challenge
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Alex Trebek’s Final 5 Episodes Start Tonight
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I love Cyndi Lauper but her EDM performance was Hilarious
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Suspect Runs into Cops on freeway
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When Your Sister Does Squats in Leggings!
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Holly Sonders Shot Hoops in a Very Skimpy Bikini
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Building Demolition Videos
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Rebecca Bagnol’s Hot Nude Shoot
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Cat Jumps into Fridge to steal Snacks
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Cam Sluts Be Sluts I Jerk Off To
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