Salma Hayek cleavage is not all that exciting, in part because the actress is old as shit…and old chicks suck at looking at…even if they are historically better at sex thanks to all the years of being banged out and reaching that age of not giving a fuck or feeling insecure…all while knowing how to get themselves off…so if you can stomach loose old lady skin…and dry old lady pussy because the friction makes you finally feel what a pussy feels like…get with the old rather than the new…
But, old or not, she’s still Salma Hayek…and she brings some personality and tit to her instagram because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…She’s rich and famous in her own right, I am sure she comes from family money to begin with as the poor in Mexico aren’t famous actresses….and the rich are kind of able to do whatever the fuck they want…it’s one of those small middle class, either you’re stupid rich or stupid poor societies..
Anyway, old or not, rich or not, she’s still got them Hayek tits all these year later and I’ll look at her cleavage if she brings it, whether she’s grandma aged or not…..
I am also interested in watching her take a tequila shot, because I like tequila, it’s one of those amazing drinks to get blacked out on and I have been blacked on on it many humiliating times…it is one of those booze categories I’d want to launch my own version of…but since I have no ties to Tequila, Mexico, no resources to launch my tequila company, no one to sell my tequila company to…I’ll just keep drinking it when not looking at Salma drop some Mexican stereotypes, like a middle aged wife at Taco night on a ladies night…porn to anyone who’s got stuck chatting up drunk married moms when they are out on the town being wild…a fetish to some and a nightmare to others…where do you line up?
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