Sarah Shahi who I don’t know or give a fuck about, is some Texan who just turned 41, because the life expectancy of women is well over 80, she’s not dead yet, despite popular belief…
Her celebrity, that I know nothing about started when she was an NFL cheerleader, she went onto a few roles on shows I am happy I’ve never seen, including Alias…like get the fuck out of her with that…
Her dad was some political refugee from Iran who was working at the American Embassy before the revolution there and her mom was half Iranian and Spanish, if you’re interested in knowing what shade of brown she is as all these woke fucks don’t like to just let people be people, but instead identify people so that we know their ethnicity to police whether they are cultural appropriating like they were Alec Baldwin’s wife…
She’s looking good, I mean she’s a mom of 3 kids…but I guess to be an actress she has a certain level of responsibility to keep her body as good as possible for as long as possible despite the 3 kids…it’s a vain and superficial world out there.
More interestingly, she was married to the Bartender in Shameless, you know the guy, he has the black wife with the big tits and plays a bit of a moron, not that I encourage anyone to watch Shameless, that mocks poverty hard…but like all 41 year old divorcees, she’s on the prowl trying to get jacked off to in efforts to not feel 41, forgotton as her husband has probably gone onto fuck all kinds of younger hot chicks now that he doesn’t have those shitty kids around him full time….
The whole thing, not very exciting but I’m running with it…
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