Salma Hayek is amazing and if you don’t believe me, check out her MONSTER BOOBS….as she takes on instagram like a low level influencer despite being a HUGE fucking star who has been paid huge fucking money as the hot busty Mexican in Hollywood movies…and because of that is in a position to show influencers how the professionals get it done….because they already have the money, they have the fame, they don’t need to pretend what they are doing on social media is meaningful since it’s their only clout, audience, credibility, and they can treat it like the fucking joke that it is….and with that comes better content, whether it’s got her tits in a bikini or not….
So despite hating celebs, I hate influencers more, and some celebs I don’t hate, like Salma Hayek, who always seems like she’s having a good time, or like she’s gamed the system and we’re in on the celebrity joke with her…and even at 50…bitches can’t compete and that’s saying a lot since I’ve been conditioned to think women die at 30, hence their eagerness to trap a man and start baby making at 30…
ANYWAY…she’s the real fucking deal and unlike the other influencers trying to find sugar daddies to buy them designr clothing, Hayek married the son of the guy who owns all the designer brands….her husband’s family are French billionaires who own a bunch of the top luxury brands….because she just does it better on all fronts…even when she’s not trying…
BIG fan of these BIG boobs…
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