Maria Sharapova Fitness Tit of the Day

There was a time when Maria Sharapova getting sand out of her ass on the beach in a bikini made this site go viral…biggest traffic day to date and it was in 2004….unless that was Anna Kournikova, I can’t tell these tennis bitches apart, even though I know that this performance enhancer who is officially retired and rich as shit from her stint as a top tennis player, since tennis pays….has been the jerk off fodder to many athlete lovers out there…which is a better option of fodder than Sunday Night Football…you homo fucks…

Now, I hate sports, but I know that there’s only a few sports you can jerk off to, Figure Skating, Female Surfing, Female Beach Vollyeball, WNBA, and Curling….I mean you can technically jerk off to anything, but tennis comes with classy white people, it’s very high end, proper and sophisticated, and the girls wear little skirts that flash their panties with each rally, all while grunting erotically, you know exerting that energy into the ball..making it easy for you to imagine it being onto your balls..so I don’t hate tennis…it is sexy….and I’ll stare at retired Sharapova tit pr crotch in little shorts for old times….I got nothing else to do.

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Maria Sharapova Fitness Tit of the Day January 20th, 2021