I know what you’re thinking….you need that mid week pick me up…whether it’s because you’re distraught about having your new president or super fucking stoked because you think it will revolutionize your existence as presidencies have typically NEVER fucking done….but it seems like a good angle for your social media posts…you know to feel like you’re part of something substantial…like you’re living in a movie…when in reality you are meaningless and so is life…just a waiting to die existence…
Well, here’s that pick-me-up….or kick me when I’m down…because as you know what is good to some, is the fucking worst to others, you can’t make everyone happy…
I know that I hate wet spots out of context…if there was some 25 year old slut who was addicted to porn sitting on the milkcrate I use as a desk soaking through her pants cuz she can’t find that release in her groin no matter how many times she cums….I’d be like…”this is interesting”…
But when it’s the selfies of the aftermath of that…it just looks vile…
I put this together as a self sabotaging clickbait parody…making fun of clickbait lists like I was SNL…only my parody is less obvious and instead I’ve built out a community of wet spot panty perverts who come back weekly for this disgustingness…you fucking perverts..