Frog Butts are not the same as Mom Butts despite what Urban Dictionary told me last week, and I won’t repost it because who gives a fuck…just look at the girls in frog butt….a generally accepted pose that involves asses out in kneeling positon because I guess frog’s kneel or it was named after some french prostitute who knew the instagram way to make your ass look its roundest…girls man, they’ll always figure out the best possible angle to game us with….because none of these asses are as good as they look in Frog Butt pose….it’s just an illusion….for the internet…if only they could wallk around life in Frog Butt pose…they’d be so much happier thanks to all the likes and follows they get…but based on my experience they only like the follows on instagram…the actual follows gets them nervous…especially when you scream “I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE” as they walk into their apartment complex…