I’ve always thought that Kristen Bell was a fucking scam of a celebrity, then she married Dax Sheppard and it was confirmed that she was the worst, not because I am one of those people who gets mad at celebrities getting married, like it’s some personal attack on me, but I know those people are out there and it is hilarious…you know finding out their celebrity crush they’ve never met but have jerked off to for a decade is in love with some other loser actor…throwing their whole existence out of sorts…I mean fans are weird fucking people…
I hated her officially when she got with Dax because Dax was always such an irritating personality that anyone who would spend their life with someone who has that public persona, even if he’s totally normally and cool and it’s all an act, being with someone with that personal is a person I fucking hate…so Kristen Bell..I hate you.
Anyway, I know she’s got the fans, because fans are losers like that…and the other day, she posted a pic of herself in a bra…with a caption that was as annoying as her husband is…
It said:
11 wonderful months of not wearing a Nipple Knapsack, today I put one on. But it’s not just any Honker Hankey…blah blah blah…. And these amazing Upper Decker Flopper Stoppers have a very necessary hidden message for the wearer.
The hidden message, not so hidden, it’s massively presented on the bra, and for anyone who has worn an embroidered sweatshirt will know, that’s added discomfort to an already uncomfortable thing because you’re so weak you need you fucking bra to give you affirmations you pathetic fuck…
You you need to buy underwear that hypes you up, you should probably just end it all, you’re too far gone….
That said, to make this even weirder…the proceeds go to black women….in some white privilege weirdness because Kristen Bell can’t get any whiter and I’d be curious to know what she’s done for the black community before it was trendy…I mean maybe I am wrong about her, maybe black activism has been her calling since being the white as fuck girl in every white as fuck movie while marrying a white as fuck loser…because they are white…
That’s not to say white people can’t support black people, black causes, or that doing so is racist, it’s to say that there is definitely a level of racism when advertising what you do for black folks as a rich white person…
Pandering fucks.
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