I remember when Abigail Breslin grew up and everyone was shocked that she was a chubby ugly thing…it was like a shocker to the world that the awkward girl in a move about a beauty pageant that the girl wasn’t qualified to be in was going to be anything other than a grown up version of the weird kid she played….it’s like she was fat and ugly 14 years ago when that shit happened…and now she’s 25….
Luckily, at least for ugly girls, we live in an era where they can lie about being ugly, and fake being hot…whether through getting naked to distract us, photoshopping themselves, working out…there are options….then there’s the whole plastic surgery thing, the face injections, even advancements in diet and exercise…where they have options to not being that awkward, fat, ugly person they were destined to be….but rather someone people would be willing to jack off to…even if they are still that ugly person off of the internet, we’d never know….SOCIAL DISTANCING and such…
Well, she’s pulled her titties out, barely, but I’ll count it as a step in the right direction for Lil Miss Sunshine, who is still young enough to turn things around….and we’ll consider this turning things around since there’s cleavage involved!