Miley Cyrus is out here promoting bullshit, you know putting herself back in the conversation after years of being boring…because if you pave the way for all these naked on the internet idiots by creating some TUMBLR Girl persona when TUMBLR was a thing…you should keep it fucking going, at least until you’re too old and fat to pull it off…
Clearly, Miley Cyrus realized how boring she was when she was married and no one gave a shit about her because she didn’t have her tongue out and she wasn’t flashing her vagina to the world like a retard at the swimming pool….
I didn’t think the more laidback married Miley was that bad, she was far less annoying, I figured she did her cash grab and moved on with her life….you know polarizing the Disney career, by being edgy as fuck, only to bow out of that with her pile of money to be more country and thoughtful….
Clearly, being half naked popstar is more interesting to look at…and better for business, so she’s back…only it’s the divorcee in quarantine version, where her sexts to her fans that she gives out for free, unlike the bitches trying to charge you for them, involve her doing self care shit….instead of masturbating…but we can assume the thrill she gets from showing her panties…led to her masturbating…she’s rich, in her mansion, where all her shit is handled by staff, what the fuck else is there for her to do but masturbate….
So the the twerking maniac with her tongue out, is the older more refined panty flasher you see here today….and I like it….
Divorcees at any age try harder to be hot to offset the whole having been married thing and at least she didn’t do something idiotic with her marriage like have a kid, because that pussy definition would be less exciting when the pussy tongue’s visible…knowing it was likely collateral damage from birthing, where now it’s just the way she’s build or been banged out, both more acceptable than making babies…
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