In other news…full back panties aren’t just for PMS or Periods anymore…they have re-integrated themselves into being the co-star in the slutty selfie that would have never happened years ago when the full back panty was shamed and put in the corner like it was Baby in Dirty Dancing…
You know “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE”…like the world wasn’t a SAFE SPACE for them…because it wasn’t…they’d get shamed, laughed at, forced to sit at the back of the bus…you know left out at all the cool parties…no one would date them, or even fuck them….they’d sit alone at lunch…they’d be the last one picked for the school gym basketball game…they’d spend their weekends knitting with granny, because GRANNY understood them…which led to their rebranding as Granny Panty…like it was a bad thing….how can a Granny be a bad thing…even Meghan Markle who has no soul likes Grannies…..
They were shunned, black listed, pissed on, bled on, shat on, forgotten….they were the failure of panties…they were trash…but they survived…so so will all you fucking whiners out there….if the FULL BACK PANTY can make a comeback…we can all be OK…