Jennifer Aniston has figured out social media right, she’s brought the only reason you watched Friends, and I don’t mean the puppy, which for the record won’t repair or replace the fact that she never had a kid because she was too career oriented and the men who would have had kids with her, fucked right off when they got the chance because there’s clearly something wrong with her, I mean she’s a spinster, which is always a fun joke until you’re 50 and your sex appeal is also 50 and you realize the next 40 years will be empty without a child to bring up and watch grow as that’s the circle of fucking life…even though I think kids are the worst….I know that people with kids are more fulfilled…so puppies can try to fill that void but for a narcissistic actress….it’s not in her image and its wins are her wins…it’s just a dog….but since dogs are better than people…and it’s pretty fucking cute…it definitely steals from an old tit…
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