Dakota Johnson is out here modelling some thonged one piece outfit over her jeans, which in the event you didn’t know is not the way these things are supposed to be done, it’s like she’s been raised in her third generation celebrity aquarium, and hasn’t spent her time on social media enough to realize there’s supposed to be an ASSHOLE behind the thong, not fucking jeans….but maybe there’s a fetish out there for people who like thongs over pants….a weird fetish to have but there are weirder ones….I figure when you throw in a third generation celebrity, that in and of itself is a fetish, so everything they do from pissing, to eating, to having food poisoning is a fetish…especially if you’re a 50 Shades of Grey fan….you middle aged mom fuck…
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