I may shit on Ariana Grande like I was one of her ex boyfriends, Mac Miller can’t shit on her cuz he’s dead, but I guess Big Sean can…either way….I like to target the obvious like the mass death at her concert, the fact she called Americans Disgusting, how creepy her midget legs are, how fucking weird her pony tail is, how her trying to be sexy creeps me out when she’s doing her singing and dancing, both of which are annoying as fuck…..but the new American Idol or The Voice Judge…is getting paid 20 million dollars to be a Judge on the show, 7 million more than Blake, becasue…they want a younger audience watching? I guess…use Ariana to get the instagram crowd to order cable and watch a shitty singing contest…I mean why else would they choose this Nickelodeon puppet…..right?
But I should be more positive about Ariana Grande, even if she doesn’t do anything interesting and isn’t that hot….but at least she’s skinny and in this world of fat…I’ll post a skinny Ariana Grande to remind you bitches to be less fat….look how good it can look….figure it out..
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