I call this post….the day the Whipped Cream Bikini died…
For those of you who don’t know Ali Larter, her claim to fame, and arguably the only thing she’s ever done that I know of was playing the Whipped Cream Bikini girl in Friday Night Lights the movie…no wait it was called Varsity Blues…it was the 90s how the fuck am I supposed to remember this shit…I just know she’s in her mid to late 40s and looks it…
The most interesting thing about her, which I actually think is pretty relevant today, but at the time I had no idea about, but yeah, Esquire Magazine created a fake celebrity called Allegra Coleman, played by Ali Larter, to troll the world while mocking celebrity gossip, saying she was David Schwimmer’s girlfriend, that Tarantino dumped Mira Sorivino for her, and how Woody Allen, the pervert of perverts, wrote her into his movie with a starring role…pretty fucking genius in a time when google didn’t exist…I LOVE trolls and that’s a good troll…
I guess I shouldn’t hate on older women for being older, especially in this MUPPET era of women with jacked up faces, it’s almost nice to see someone aging as naturally as she can being in Hollywood….
I was talking to my neighbor when a hot white haired lady walked by and I made some comment to him about how pretty she was despite being old…not to mention being old could be a good thing if you’re into fisting asses….they have more flexibility in their anuses after years of use…definitely a perk to some…and he was DISGUSTED by me suggesting a white haired woman was hot…as his cut off age for women is 35…..
So I’m not really an old lady hater, I just don’t like being reminded of how old I am by the hot chicks of my era looking like moms of my era….but I guess I’m old as shit too….and this Ali Larter bikini pic has taught me something about myself I probably would prefer to ignore…..THE END IS NEAR.
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