Ashely Greene is only 34 years old, yet she’s already filtering the fuck out of her face like she was a mom in her 50s on TINDER 6 years ago trying to look like she was still in her 30s….
The early days of girls filtering and photoshopping themselves is something I miss, because it’sa got to the point where despite still looking like cartoon versions of themselves, they can actually pull it off….in a “Maybe she looks like a dopey ass muppet”….but back in the day…it was “is this dungeons and dragons basement apartment dwelling cat owner who works a shit job or is on disability really trying to convince us that she’s not the fucking crypt keeper but instead this glowing and smooth faced babe”….
I know Ashley Greene hasn’t done all that much since Twilight, but I’lll assume she still rich…she’s got 1.5 million followers on social media and brands will pay to reach her fans…so there’s no excuse that her face is edited this badly…HIRE some fucking kid to do it for you bitch…put some effort in..
Maybe she was just hoping the mom tits would take the shine….and I guess they are taking the shine…but she could have just cropped the old lady photoshopped face out of it to give us what we actually want instead of pretending this isn’t about the tits..
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!