Margaret Qualley is the Qualley sister that isn’t the singer, but rather the actor, who landed a spot in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which I am sure was challenging considering her mom is Andie Macdowell which I am sure had nothing to do with her landing a role…I mean it’s not like she’s Uma Thurman’s daughter….which I am only saying because I thought Tarantino had a boner for Uma’s man hands….which is usually something dudes avoid because the handjobs can be humilating….”It’s that small?”….yes…IT IS THAT SMALL..
Anyway, her dad’s a money launderer…I mean tax evader…I mean Panama Based Developer…LOL….I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything….at least not when you’re looking at her picking her ass like a trucker at the truck stop after a bout of food poisoning stuck up in his hemorrhoids….if you know what I mean…
Her hot tattoos are likely not real tattoos but if they are…a great way to entertain the genderless people who fuck her from behind….I mean a tramp stamp you can read and be inspired by….you analyze that philopophy….of “Barely Maid” which I assume is in reference to her not making her bed cuz she has people who do that for her…rich kid shit…and “It is What It Is”…which is like “My Name is My Name”….at least in how accurate it is….because it is what it is…
Fuck off.
In conclusion…this could be a man’s ass too…so be warned…
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