I hope you’re jacked up on your fast food, your sugar, your energy drinks, your vapes, your meds….glued to your screen…unhealthy and empty…depleting your testosterone for that dopamine hit in your chronic masturbation…despite porn sex depressing you not inspiring you and real sex becoming obsolete because you don’t have the drive for that, you’ve cum 12 times the last two days already…no need for real woman interaction you’ve got all the tits…
Which has to make you ask, what the fuck is wrong with people getting in on this OnlyFans thing…I realize girls getting naked for money is a great way to make money…it always has been…but as men…paying for pictures or to sext is on a level of embarassing…
We used to pay women to FUCK…you know for the experience…for the ride…now you’re paying chicks for nudes to jerk off…when you can just jerk off for free…it was one of life’s great pleasures…that cost nothing…you know if you were rich or poor, you could always jerk off….and when you got bored of that…you could always pay to fuck…but now lazy motherfuckers are busting out their credit cards to pay some dude in India who pretends to be the girl they are paying…to jerk off…
If that’s not a crime against humanity, I don’t know what is…plus you should quit jerking off anyway, save those minerals, save that testosterone, so that you can put up a fight or have a fighting chance to fucking survive if all the conspiracies come true…
Either way, heres some morning links you chronic masturbating depleted soulless depressed void fools.
Penelope Cruz is In Style…
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Porn Star Sara Jay Celebrated the Knicks Six Game Winning Streak
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Big Snake Crossing Street
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Nude Model Carla Guetta’s Hot Nude Shoot
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Michael Rappaport Sells His LA House
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Cat Doesn’t Want to Leave Cardboard Box
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Why Liver Punches are Deadly to Humans
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Dog Jumps on Track – Wins Race
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Man Finds Tunnel Under House
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Heat Worried About Tyler Herro Making Himself a Celebrity
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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