Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

I have a celebrity kid fetish, not a kid who is a celebrity, but an VOTING aged and older KID of a celebrity, because I find their lives or position in the world pretty hilarious, especially with social media, which in the event you didn’t know is the fucking fall of society….happening in a newsfeed in front of your very eyes…every fucking second…

I think they are interesting because they are famous because of their parents, but also because they were raised by celebrities, who live fucking weirdo insular lives of luxury that is probably a lot of fun because they basically never work….so it’s about partying, socializing, adventure, being rich and awesome, at least to themselves and each other cuz to outsiders like us they are vile pieces of shit….

I don’t think they are interesting because they offer the world anything of substance, especially not when they are picked up by the Kardashians and used and amplified as part of a creepy storyline of a 40 year old fucking a 20 year old of IG….

I don’t find them interesting because they have any marketable skills, other than being lucky enough to be born in the right place with the right DNA…and really with all the family money…what the fuck else do you expect them to do.

I do find them interesting, at least Sofia Richie, who may be boring, but hot bodied in her bikini..



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Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day April 21st, 2021