I am a firm believer that the Kardashians were sent from hell, or made a deal with a devil, maybe when Nicole Brown was sacrificed, that propelled them into the spotlight that for whatever reason, people bought into on the craziest fucking level, which makes no sense to me, but that is the state of the world we live in…
They are masterful digital marketers or marketers in general with what must be the best team in place to help make all their dreams come true…from sex tapes to TV shows to being the influencers that every other influencer wants to be…the avon lady that know they push crazy conversions on products so they can charge brands a fortune for collabs…pushing consumerism, making people buy shit they don’t need, all thanks to being under their spell…it’s weird…because a rational brain would say “why would I want to listen to these trash cans, clearly they are bullshit”….but no…people think they are gods….all through witchcraft or manipulation or just because people are dumb fucks who need to do what they are told…
I can’t tell you why they exist, I can tell you that their impact has been awful, but at least they are rich and relevant because of it, I mean that’s what it’s all about…right?
Anyway, Kendall, who may become the FIRST DAUGHTER of California if her dad makes it to Governor status, is the hottest of the bunch, so if we’re going to be immersed in Kardashian shit for the rest of our lives, like it seems we will be, we might as well give shine to the one that looks the best half naked….so here it is…
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