I watched some classic 70s porn from the Golden Age of porn and remembered what my original plan was in doing this…to become a story teller through pornography…I mean not really, but that’s what I tell the girls who I’d recruit to do porn to convince them it was art and not smut….but UNFORTUNATELY or luckily…depending on who you ask…girls are more hardcore and vulgar than I am…at least the new generation and they’d think storyline porn would be idiotic when they can just sell close ups of their asses being filled with Butt Plugs….so I guess I missed that boat thanks to the girls of the world out perving me…and now I am just an old guy who didn’t get to leave his perv mark on the world like a dried up cumshot on your shirt you only notice two hours into a family function….because I’ve been out perved…because everyone’s a pervert….
I never thought I’d be wholesome traditional family entertainment…but HERE we are….with these links.
J.Lo Brings her Mom On Stage at Some Propaganda Event…
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Ashley Harkleroad Makes Taking a Hit of Cool Whip at the Beach Sexy
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Hot Model Kyd Nereida in Bed Half Naked
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Hottie Vanessa Hudgens Slipped in the Dms of her Boyfriend After a Zoom Meditation Group Meeting
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Great Ass
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Being Chased by an Alligator
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The World’s Highest Everything
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Deranged Woman Sets Fire to House and Sits back and Watches
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Seagull Goes Into Store for a Sandwich
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Buy Amy Winehouse’s Clothing at Auction. Urine and Feces Scent Likely Not Included. But She was a Fucking Icon Destroyed by the Industry and for that You Should Buy Some Skirts…Never a Bad Time to Cross Dress and If You are Going to Cross Dress it Might as Well be with Amy Winehouse’s Clothing…
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Jessica Alba Gets Paid
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10 Products for your Car
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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