As you probably know, the frogs are turning gay, thanks to the chemicals in the water, which I guess is also making the humans gay, because that’s all that people seem to talk about…sexuality, gender, racism, I don’t fucking know but I’d be rather looking at your ass when you do it….who cares what you stick your dick in, I used to know a guy who would fuck anything he could…from the crease between the mattress and boxspring, to the couch cushion, to food products…he didn’t give a fuck…and we didn’t give a fuck that he did it…so long as he was just telling us about it…and not doing it at our house…people are weird, cumming is an individual artform, and whatever gets you off, gets you off…we don’t need to discuss it…ideally, I’d prefer if you didn’t….there’s nothing more that I hate, I mean besides the things I really hate at my core, but it’s high up on the list…and that is dudes talking about jerking off…like “I was jerking off to porn the other day and I came in my eye”….I don’t need to know that, or care to hear about it….
Anyway, the frogs are gay, but these girls are actively trying to make frogs straight again, by posing in what they call frog butt…and this is frog butt..