A man who used to try to make me call him daddy, back when I was growing up in the foster system, taught me a few valuable lessons, like how adaptable our ANUSES are to their immediate surroundings, but more importantly that women who bodybuild have clits the size of a grown man’s pinky….but even more important than that…that women, no matter how good their faces look, can’t hide aging on their hands or necks, so if like the rings of the tree you just cut down, you can use it to age a bitch…
Clearly, people like Paris Hilton who always wears gloves, and Dolly Parton, and now Kate Beckinsale are well aware of this….because historically she’s been an enigma, a miracle, a goddess who despite looking so good, was actually 20 years older than we thought she was…when I found out she had an 17 or 18 year old kid about 5 years ago, I figured even with the whole Teen Mom craze she would have had to be 10 at the time….well..she wasn’t she’s just doesn’t make sense…vampire shit…which makes sense because her claim to fame before being the girl who ages perfectly…was the Underworld series that all the nerds fell in love with her because of…
This is a video of her hiding her neck, in the most obvious way, so you don’t see she’s pushing 50….but that doesn’t mean she’s garbage, sometimes 50 year olds are hot, I mean their pussies a little too weathered and experienced, but they can look good, it’s rare but it happens and I’m rooting on Beckinsale to keep up her hot old as shit vibes….sloppy turkey neck / pussy or not…
Here she is on set:
Here are old hot clips: