I had a pussy wedgie conversation with a girl in the park who had a pussy wedgie…because for whatever reason she didn’t pull the pussy wedgie out…something that we’ve seen our entire lives and probably hardly ever noticed girls do…cameltoes are a real thing the affect pussies of all sizes and ages…it’s not just for fat pussied moms or fat pussied sluts who like to fuck a lot…it’s even for skinny pussies that don’t fuck at all…but that currently see the cameltoe as either a style option the intentionally give themselves, an inconvenience they don’t bother with because pulling tight pants out of pussy is so annoying..just let the pussy be exposed to whoever wants to see it…which is a great attitude that I am glad more and more women are taking on…because pussy wedgies allow us to see pussy without seeing pussy and thus a win for all involved…girl gets to flash her pussy, maybe get some subscribers if she’s wearing branded bike shorts with her IG handle on them, you know the classy monogram of sluts…..or at least a rush and thrill that some pervert like me stared at the pussy in the pants the way pussy wedgies are meant to be.
Anyway, I didn’t have an actual pussy conversation with a girl in the park, I had a telepathic conversation with the pussy wedgie…you know it’s one of my many mystical talents…they call me the pussy wedgie whisperer..
I did however try to convince a homeless crackhead I chat with to pretend to be offended by the pussy wedgie, you know to stir up some controversy, but she had three other friends with her and they had pussy wedgies too…
PUSSY WEDGIES…the plague like locusts…they’re everywhere…blacking out the sun levels of pussy wedgies…but unlike locusts…you can jerk off to them…