Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t die of COVID but I was bed ridden for the last weekend, probably more due to laziness and drug addiction than anything, but I figure I’ll go with COVID…why not…it’s the trending disease to have…I mean it’s so fucking mainstream…how lame…

I watched some apocalypse movies and this apocalypse is boring….so boring that I stay in bed trying to give myself boners…I always fail.

I did end up seeing some clown sized tits on some 45 year old ex stripper in a tight dress on Memorial Day, which I don’t celebrate being Canadian, but did, because why the fuck not, I update this site too much…and I realized that clown sized breast implants on ex strippers in tight dresses are my fucking jam…

If only all women were monster titty ex strippers…I could stare at, throw 10 dollars at and have them know what I’m there for….but instead we deal with nonsense women who aren’t into that…despite still being whores

Nothing like a whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore…AM I RIGHT

I AM ALWAYS RIGHT…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning..

Bella Thorne is the Queen of Weed

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Happy Memorial Day from Madison Childs

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Brianna Flowers Nude Shoot.

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Ex-Mob Boss Talks About How Pro Athlete Games Are Rigged!

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Goddess Courtney Stodden Gets Engaged. I love her.

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Chess Teacher Ends Up Witness Student Exposing Herself On Twitch Before Class

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Board of Directors Chairman for a Russian Soccer Team Steps Down After Photo Shoot With Scantily Clad Woman

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Maned Wolf Plays Around With A Deer

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Chandler Parsons and His Fiancee Haylee Harrison are Expecting

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Danny Amendola and Jean Watts Are Still Going Strong

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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 1st, 2021