The other day I saw some fat chick in shorts with fishnets on and I thought to myself “Those are going to leave a mark”…because I remember being a kid who fell asleep in one of those rope hammocks and seeing her compartmentalized fat pertruding out of each fishnet quadrant I couldn’t imagine how that wouldn’t feel like being choked out with dental floss when you can’t find your Bourdain robe belt for your auto-erotic asphyxiation…
Then I saw some 80 year old woman, who still had a decent body, because she’s from a generation before fat was normalized which is probably why she was hotter than the fat chick in fishnets despite being 80…you know she watches what she eats so that she can still wear her fishnets like she’s still a protistute in Paris in the 1920s getting cummed inside by Hemingway and Picasso and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris…
That doesn’t mean that Fishnets are bad, it means they can get into the wrong hands and put on the wrong legs….because no one seems to think they represent the oppressive PATRIARCHY…as FISHNETS steal the FISH from the sea….OPPRESSIVE PATRIARCHY….all while being an object or tool or symbol of sexualization cuz fishnets are erotic….MISOGYNY!
Fishnets are fucking everywhere…