Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day

When the moon hits my eye like a big piece of pie that’s Amurri or some shit…right…

Eva Amurri has a ridiculously hot body despite being in her mid 30s and a mom of 3, it’s ridiculous…and I am a fan of whatever the fuck this brushing her lymphatic system out like the girls of Instagram do, because she’s doing it in lingerie….

She’s a divorcee, clearly ready to mingle, or at least use those big titties for good not evil and I remember when she dabbled in the whole acting thing, back on Californication with her tits out, only to find out she was Susan Sarandon’s daughter…

Now I have a celebrity daughter fetish, I think the hot daughters of celebs, who are celebs in their own right thanks to their moms are amazing….even the ugly ones..I’m talking to you Rumer….you heartbreaker…except for Kate Hudson, who is the one celebrity daughter I don’t like, but arguably the first celebrity daughter to get me into the celebrity daughter thing before she was officially famous or acting, back when she was in an Architectural Digest with her mom at 18 years old…I thought “This girl’s good”..until being exposed to her shittiness through her acting inspiring Owen Wilson to kill himself…

Anwyay, this is not about them, this is about Divorcee mom of three looking awesome half naked doing some bullshit influencer shit as they do for an excuse for us to stare at the titties!





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Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day June 14th, 2021