I think the most important thing that happened in Jojo’s comeback tour is the discovery of her tits….
Like we were on some Indiana Jones Paleontologist or archeologist or whatever the fuck he was, we’ve dug up the archives or the fossils and realized how valuable they may be, and by us, I mean Jojo, cuz she said “Fuck it, unleash the hounds, partner up with Rihanna, and let the world know these tits are here and they are ready to be objectified in exchange for success”….people like tits…oh I meant tits when I said Release the Hounds, in the event you didn’t catch on, you dumb fuck….
Anyway, Jojo, the child star who I don’t remember as a child star, but who was pretty successful as a child star, has tits, so look at them now that she’s 30 and trying to build off what she already had in the industry because there’s training, talent, investment in her…so by default she’s better than the bottom feeders of social media…but most importantly, she’s got big tits and big tits are fun to look at…
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