Charli XCX was a relatively unimpressive popstar from the UK who I thought worked at county fairs across America…you know before the big pig ribbon ceremony…that was just the caliber of star I thought she was.
She was also someone who I thought I saw performing at some night club for a room full of people who didn’t even look at at her while she was performing…it was actually pretty depressing…
As it turns out, she’s actually far more impressive than I thought, despite probably playing the county fairs across America and club shows no one noticed her at despite her being on stage in a leotard….because I guess these record deals are lucrative, multi million dollar deals, and when I saw she bought a 5 million dollar LA house, I realized that I was wrong about her…and that she likely got into this shit at the perfect time, right before social media dictated EVERYTHING…because I don’t think she has the star power, even with the tits, to be anything substantial on her own…but if you get that traditional record deal…you get paid as such and can buy 5 million dollar homes even if you seemingly don’t seem to be someone who gets paid more than a few hundred dollars for a sugar daddy for a fuck.
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