Alison Brie Cheese Pussy….is what I call Alison Brie….because what the fuck else am I supposed to say about Alison Brie since I don’t really think I’ve seen her in anything I’ve ever liked, I feel like that’s something I’d remember…but people are big fans of hers, including but not limited to her husband and oftentimes the guy who hires her for movies…Dave Franco…Creepy James Jr…is what I think they called him when he was coming up…
I guess she’s here soaking her pussy, we can call it a boiled Brie, maybe because she baked the brie laying out in the sun and had to cool it off, since all the crustinis dipped in the Brie Cheese Pussy started to sting…and nothing like CHLORINE to make shit right.
I don’t really know where I am going with this bikini pic from a mile away, but like Brie and the mouldy rind it comes with, in this case Dave Franco, or not, you can always appreciate middle aged tits in a bikini crying for attention while showing off her epic life as families throughout the world have gone broke in the biggest change of money to ever happen from the middle and lower class to this 1 PERCENT.
The good news is that people don’t give a fuck about celebrities anymore, because people realize they are cunty brats who are paid too much for nonsense…
BUT THEY SURE AREN’T CANCELLING THEM FAST ENOUGH….
Make them know you don’t give a fuck about them, UNFOLLOW ALL.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!